Brother from the Same Mother
Oh Brother…
Oh Brother…
Brothers, together we don’t care
Never to stray or leave an air
Leaving a bitter taste like crap
Hoping our words would stay in our trap
We are both tall like a bean
One is quite heavy the other lean
The older one is quite slow
The other could be addicted to blow
I am the younger, he is the oldest
Some say that I am the boldest
But whichever I may be
He is so mild you shall see
He is the slim trim kind
I am of the horizontal mind
He is the smaller brother
but I’m the wider girth other
He’s the one who’s still asleep in his nest
I’m the one who is the loudest
He’s the one whom others confide
I’m who, when young, will have died
We love to wrestle once in a while
You will hear us go wild
We’ll scream and shout and he’ll probably get gout
And I’ll get mad letting it all out
He is the slowest of eaters
I am the vacuum of tears
Eating whatever’s in sight
He’ll still be eating late at night
He wants to read a good book
But I want to crawl the walls of China and be took
He will have a good time
But I will be almost dead, strapped to a mine
I’ll be your best wingman
But he’ll be happy to duck out like a winged ham
Smiling and waving he’ll leave
But I’ll be there until the time you need
But he is a good man mild and cold
I’m of the opinion I’ll be better when I’m old
I’m the one who loves to talk your ear off
But he’ll be content to listen, never to scoff
Together we’re unstoppable so they say
I don’t really ever wonder what they may
But it doesn’t really matter, I don’t care
We’ll all be there laughing, enjoying our time
Everywhere